If you’re paying attention, the President is providing an object lesson in how to be a fine, upstanding, honorable man. Just watch what he does, and do the exact opposite. Call them Trump Tips for Men:

• Stay informed and be hungry for knowledge.
• Work hard.
• Think before you speak. Maybe don’t speak at all.
• Let your reputation take care of itself.
• Remember, you get what you give. Bullying and force will come back to bite you.
• Be mindful about your diet and get regular exercise.
• Watch very little TV. Never watch Fox News.
• Value women for more than their ladyparts.
• Pay your vendors in full, and on time.
• Make sure people can rely on your word.
• Cosmetics make you look like a fool.
• Airing your grievances makes you sound like a fool.
• Keep business and family separate.
• If you plan on being successful, learn the difference between a reporter and a PR person.
• Minimize your time on social media.
• Never take on any role (father, boss, partner) unless you intend to totally fulfill its obligations.
• The more bling, the less class.
• Neither your adoring crowds nor your dick are as big as you wish they were. Deal with it.
• Don’t be a racist.
• Money isn’t everything.